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speede
19-05-2008, 07:24 PM
Hello everyone

I need some brain teasers, hard questions, tricky questions that can't be googled for an answer.

Anyone got any ??

Thanks in advance
Deathwish
19-05-2008, 07:27 PM
How ironic, your question requesting a brain teaser for which the answer cannot be Googled is exactly that! Very tough brain teaser indeed, Google knows all.
wainuitech
19-05-2008, 07:46 PM
What does qwmyt Mean

In other words type in any old rubbish, it wont find anything :lol:

And the actual answer is - its rubbish :p
rob_on_guitar
19-05-2008, 07:50 PM
What about:

Whats red and squishy and smells bad and sometimes has hard bits?

A cat thats been blendered.
jwil1
19-05-2008, 07:52 PM
Enter "Search for Chuck Norris" and click Im Feeling lucky :D
Deathwish
19-05-2008, 08:11 PM
Enter "Search for Chuck Norris" and click Im Feeling lucky :D

what the! even Google is in on this Chuck Norris hype.


Edit - oh crap, just saw the url of that page haha. nice one.
speede
19-05-2008, 08:13 PM
Enter "Search for Chuck Norris" and click Im Feeling lucky :D

Thats half good. ..I'll try that to start with, thanks
BobM
19-05-2008, 08:19 PM
Hi speede.
Adam & Eve were at a nudist gathering. How would you recognise them?
speede
19-05-2008, 08:26 PM
Hi speede.
Adam & Eve were at a nudist gathering. How would you recognise them?
If you mean apart from the obvious >>>
Then I'm not sure what the answer is >
pine-o-cleen
19-05-2008, 08:36 PM
I know!

I know the answer!
Greg
19-05-2008, 08:37 PM
Do a Google to see if you can find any evidence of French military victories (http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en&q=french+military+victories&btnG=Google+Search&meta=).
rob_on_guitar
19-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Me too... they are missing something...
Sweep
20-05-2008, 05:17 AM
Me too... they are missing something...

Yep. Something was not tied. Or was not there in the first place.
BobM
20-05-2008, 10:48 AM
Speede.
Adam & Eve were created, therefore they didn't have belly buttons!
R2x1
20-05-2008, 10:56 AM
What is the difference between a duck?
rob_on_guitar
20-05-2008, 11:58 AM
How do you keep a woman happy??

Or is that like the holy grail or something :lol:
Bantu
20-05-2008, 12:40 PM
How do you keep a woman happy??



I am sure that is NOT possible
Graham L
20-05-2008, 12:43 PM
"Why?"
rob_on_guitar
20-05-2008, 12:48 PM
:lol:
johcar
20-05-2008, 01:05 PM
"How do you get down off an elephant?"































You don't. You get down off a goose.

(Oops! Even Google has that one!)
wratterus
20-05-2008, 01:26 PM
I don't get it sorry...it's gotta be obvious. I'll get it 1 minute after the edit time has run out. :p
johcar
20-05-2008, 02:33 PM
I don't get it sorry...it's gotta be obvious. I'll get it 1 minute after the edit time has run out. :p

Assuming you're replying to my riddle, wratty, think of the difference between small warmth-retaining feathers and the motion that is the opposite of up.
wratterus
20-05-2008, 02:47 PM
Oh my gosh. I can't believe I didn't get that. :blush:

I think I thought it was dodgy, and couldn't see past that. :p
rob_on_guitar
20-05-2008, 05:10 PM
Dirty minds aye!! :lol:
Greg
20-05-2008, 05:20 PM
I didn't think I'd get a Google answer to this one... but it was there:

Q) What's the difference between a monkey and a bicycle?
A) They both climb trees except for the bicycle.
wratterus
20-05-2008, 05:26 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
beeswax34
20-05-2008, 06:20 PM
I didn't think I'd get a Google answer to this one... but it was there:

Q) What's the difference between a monkey and a bicycle?
A) They both climb trees except for the bicycle.

:lol: simple yet effective.
Whenu
20-05-2008, 09:23 PM
What is the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same and when it walks, it's head bangs together