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Bonzo the Wonder Chimp
16-12-2004, 01:01 PM
We've enabled custom user titles check your Profile settings under the User CP.

Naturally, abuses of this system will result in penalties being imposed.

16-12-2004, 01:06 PM
Bonzo, our team mascot, is correct. Here boy, here's a banana.

Feel free to use custom user titles but keep it clean. Bonzo makes enough mess without me having to clean up any more . . . .

16-12-2004, 01:16 PM
Can I pat the monkey?

16-12-2004, 01:23 PM
Hmmmmm "*******", that sounds a bit rude to me.

16-12-2004, 01:37 PM
well if ******* is suitable for Father Ted, what is only PGR then what is this place? R6? :rolleyes: :D

16-12-2004, 01:43 PM
hmmmmmmm .... sounds like you are arguing on a technicality there but alluding to swear words via phonetic - or in this case accented - speech really wasn't acceptable under the old regime.

Besides, didn't Father Ted play on TV after 8:30pm?

16-12-2004, 01:55 PM
How is forum -coming up as ***** worse than *******? :confused:

16-12-2004, 02:05 PM
I'm guessing that if you include any word in your custom user title that could allude to being a forum admin/mod etc it gets filtered out. Words such as "forum", "Admin" [Metla's already tried that one on :p], "Moderator" etc ...

16-12-2004, 02:09 PM
I thought of changing my title to a rude comment on a certain death star software company. But I opted for something positive about Open Source. :) :cool: ;)

Bonzo the Wonder Chimp
16-12-2004, 02:11 PM
Positive ... good. Negative ... bad. I wish they'd hurry up with my flea treatment, I'm scratching myself raw here .....

16-12-2004, 06:59 PM
Am I missing out on something? Who's Bonzo?

I'd suggest you go see the doctors before we see blood... ;)

16-12-2004, 07:31 PM
ahh... thanks... bonzo? o_O

16-12-2004, 07:33 PM
i wanna pat the monkey. here monkey boy

16-12-2004, 07:51 PM
you won't if you know where he's been scratching O_O

16-12-2004, 08:54 PM
or will i?

16-12-2004, 09:19 PM
get... away... from... me... o_O

*holds up crucifix*

16-12-2004, 09:56 PM
*starts frothing at the mouth*

neeeuuuuaaarrrrr grrrr *snap* *bite*

+1 postcount

Crucifix wont do anything, I only have mad-cow disease

16-12-2004, 10:05 PM
*cracks whip* down boy!

+1 postcount ;)

Bonzo the Wonder Chimp
16-12-2004, 10:07 PM
Damn I could use a ciggy and a bottle of bourbon. But no, it's fruit and water. Always fruit and water. Good boy Bonzo, have a mango. Oh whoopee, a mango, gee thanks a lot pal. How about a pack of Rothman's and quart of Jack Daniels, eh? Eh pal, eh? But no, mustn't give the chimp anything that'll get him excited. Like I've got anything to be excited about working in this hell hole. How's the temperature in the server room? Dunno? - stick Bonzo in there for an hour and see he turns blue. New forum needs user testing? Fine, strap Bonzo to a seat with his eyes taped open and make him do test posts for 12 hours.

Yeah, life's just swell when you're a chimp ....

16-12-2004, 10:12 PM
awww bonzo... we all feel sorry for you...

[snigger] yeah right

*takes picture* here boy, have a mango ;)

16-12-2004, 10:18 PM
>> Yeah, life's just swell when you're a chimp ....

Could always go into politics and raise the tone of the trade a bit I suppose.

16-12-2004, 10:22 PM
can't you see the don't fed the animals sign Edward.

Merry Christmas Bonzo have a bottle of Jack Daniels. Don't get to pissed. No Monkeying about.

Oh and..Don't feed that ****ing cat

16-12-2004, 11:44 PM
Hey ! a Talking donkey...oops chimp.

anyone think we at the funny farm.


17-12-2004, 08:27 AM
to be honest I thought we were deep in the amazon forest hunting antelope and watching out for big Anacondas (**** movie..)

17-12-2004, 08:37 AM
Hey ! a Talking donkey...oops chimp.

anyone think we at the funny farm.


What do you mean "think"? We ARE at the funny farm, aren't we?

*Chris runs away having had his perseption of the world shattered for the fifth time this week*


17-12-2004, 08:38 AM
Hey ! a Talking donkey...oops chimp.

anyone think we at the funny farm.


trust me, whenever you're at pressf1, you're always at the funny farm :D