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Eric Richards
12-12-2004, 10:32 PM
Did know about it? Am I late with the news?
http://www.opera.com/m2/



if Opera does not interst you read this



EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
Date ____________________

Name _____________________

Department ________________________

Title _____________________________

Supervisor _________________________

KNOWLEDGE
1. This s.o.b. really knows his ****!
2. Knows most phases of job.
3. Knows just enough to be dangerous.
4. Stupid bastard couldn't hit his ass with both hands.
5. ****er is brain damaged, a cup of coffee has a higher I.Q.

ACCURACY
1. Does excellent work, if not preoccupied with sex.
2. Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass.
3. Does shitty work and constantly ****s up.
4. Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.

RATE OF WORK
1. Fastest mo-fo I ever saw.
2. Fast s.o.b., if he thinks he'll get a raise.
3. Does a lot of work, at salary review time.
4. Works only if kicked in the ass every five minutes.
5. Couldn't do less work if he was in a coma.

DEPENDABILITY
1. Very dependable little cocksucker.
2. Usually dependable at salary review time.
3. Conscientious, only if sex urge is satisfied.
4. Can depend on him to be the first one to leave at 4 p.m.
5. Completely incompetent, totally worthless.

COOPERATION
1. Extremely cooperative: Alias "Office Brown-Noser"
2. Brown noser in good standing.
3. Cooperative only if his ass is kissed frequently.
4. Thinks it is his job to piss off coworkers.
5. Doesn't give a ****; never has, and never will.

APPEARANCE
1. Extremely neat and orderly, even combs his pubic hairs.
2. Neat and orderly, at salary review time.
3. Needs to be introduced to toothpaste and deodorant.
4. Sloppy, dirty, filthy, smelly bastard.
5. Flies leave fresh dog **** to follow him.

LEADERSHIP
1. Carries a chain saw around and gets good results.
2. Constantly pisses off the troops.
3. Occasionally gets told to **** off.
4. Only the janitors obey him.
5. Couldn't lead a pack of starving wolves to fresh meat.

I have read and understand my evaluation; I will attempt to correct all deficiencies.

Signature_________________________

Date _______________________

stratters
13-12-2004, 10:49 AM
Yes, I use it all the time as I like it being part of the browser not a separate program - and it's not Outlook, which is a good thing. The panels and filters work well too.