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Steve_L
09-12-2004, 09:31 PM
News item:

Men's laps may not be good spot for computers

Reproductive experts warn in a new study that heat generated by laptops can have an adverse effect on male fertility.

See full story at:
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/stories/120904/nat_20041209018.shtml

TonyF
09-12-2004, 09:47 PM
Maybe a heavy laptop works something like a sporran.....

manicminer
09-12-2004, 10:08 PM
sure would affect sperm if you're looking at something on the laptop you shouldn't be

Steve_L
09-12-2004, 10:44 PM
> sure would affect sperm if you're looking at something on the laptop you shouldn't be


:^O :^O :^O :^O :^O

george12
09-12-2004, 11:50 PM
> sure would affect sperm if you're looking at something on the laptop you shouldn't be

LMAO :D

george12
09-12-2004, 11:51 PM
Good thing I don't have a laptop then...

oggy
10-12-2004, 11:31 AM
Brilliant! Now instead of getting that vasectomy that my wife thinks is such a great idea, I'll just go and buy a laptop!

Hotkiwi
10-12-2004, 11:38 AM
how hot do female laps get ?

Megaman
10-12-2004, 12:59 PM
so do cellphones. it's nothing new =|

oggy
10-12-2004, 01:57 PM
> so do cellphones. it's nothing new =|

The difference is you don't generally have a cellphone sitting on your rude bits for extended periods of time do you (unless it has a vibrate mode perhaps?)

Oooh. Sudden mental image of fella with his hands full using another part of his anatomy to send a text message. Yuk. I'll never borrow a cell phone again

Must be Friday. My mind seems to have fallen from my brain and landed in the gutter. Sorry folks!

george12
10-12-2004, 04:23 PM
> The difference is you don't generally have a cellphone sitting on your rude bits for extended periods of time do you (unless it has a vibrate mode perhaps?)

But oggy, that's not good for men. Try pumping strong vibrations into your hand, and see if you can feel anything in an hour. I think you know what I mean.

> so do cellphones. it's nothing new =|

Yeah, I know, but generally my cellphone is nearer my head/hand than my crotch :D

george12
10-12-2004, 04:23 PM
Lmao this thread is getting too dodgy :p

agent
10-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Aside from the periods of time that it spends in your pocket? :p

That's why we need to buy those Levi jeans that have anti-EMR foil in the pockets.

george12
10-12-2004, 05:00 PM
> Aside from the periods of time that it spends in your pocket?

Oh yeah. True.

But girls' ovaries will be safe, since they are chatting all the time :p. It's their brains we need to worry about :D