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drb1
08-11-2004, 10:53 PM
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

Stolen from

http://scambusters.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?t=339

D.

george12
08-11-2004, 10:57 PM
Couldn't you have put this in Monday Laughs?

Doesn't seem interesting or funny enough to warrant a whole thread.

My $0.02 George

alphazulusixeightniner
08-11-2004, 10:58 PM
Whoops, you must've hit the new topic button instead of 'reply' button in the jokes thread.



//Too many OT posts.

drb1
08-11-2004, 11:00 PM
> Whoops, you must've hit the new topic button instead
> of 'reply' button in the jokes thread.
>
>
>
> //Too many OT posts.


Go back and see your mate wisky and polish your toung again.

whtafo
08-11-2004, 11:17 PM
> Stolen from
>
> http://scambusters.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?t=339

We can tell. It was actually legible.

alphazulusixeightniner
08-11-2004, 11:18 PM
lmao. Don't get aggro with me for not laughing at your joke.

drb1
08-11-2004, 11:30 PM
> lmao. Don't get aggro with me for not laughing at
> your joke.


More to do with the knife between the shoulder blades shiny toung.

In case you wernt aware IDG not you say who posts here.

There again, your kind dont respect the wishes of the service provider either.

D.

george12
08-11-2004, 11:34 PM
I personally find drb1's posts perfectly clear and legible. Admittedly they weren't so much several months ago, but his writing is completely fine now.

It seems more likely that WTF is on a emotionally destructive rampage.

http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/thread.jsp?forum=1&thread=52991

George

whtafo
08-11-2004, 11:39 PM
> It seems more likely that WTF is on a emotionally
> destructive rampage.
>
> http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/thread.jsp?forum=1&thread
> 52991
>
> George

http://www.kleenex.com

Laura
09-11-2004, 02:21 AM
whtafo:
george 12 is at school
You keep telling us how experienced you are in adult stuff.
So how come this?

whtafo
09-11-2004, 02:41 AM
> whtafo:
> george 12 is at school
> You keep telling us how experienced you are in adult
> stuff.
> So how come this?

I never said anything of the sort.

He's just a little upset.