View Full Version : The gutless wonder strikes again

06-11-2004, 11:39 AM
Pleased to meet you God.
Pity I'm an atheist though.

06-11-2004, 11:43 AM
>>I dont think Baldy is a knob-end or whatever. Leave him be and he'll leave you alone. >>Get your carrots outa each others faces - No biting, please!

I was referring to Billy,Not Baldy.

06-11-2004, 11:51 AM
>> Billy T:
>> Im glad you've kept your cool with this thread.

No seriously what?

06-11-2004, 12:05 PM
You want me to wipe out the human race?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... just stu, BillyT, dbr1, osama bin laden, and the guy that stole my kid's pushbike
just joking :)

06-11-2004, 12:09 PM
Hey, while we're doing wishlists - Can you pass on to Santa that I want a Mazda MX-5 for Christmas!

A few weeks early and I wont complain either! ;-)

06-11-2004, 12:13 PM
> you dont like and Bruce may aswell just give you his phone number.

>> Provided it's not one of those word numbers that you have to spell

ROFLMAO :^O :^O marvellous.

> stu, BillyT, dbr1

You know if those 3 people left, PressF1 would settle down quite considerably. :O

06-11-2004, 12:36 PM
An MX-5? honestly...

if u're gunna go with mazda (me i dont like) at least get an RX7 or 8 or something.


Peoples these days honestly!

06-11-2004, 12:50 PM
Yeah but everybody has those.... Nobody I know locally has taken an MX5 and done it up nice!

06-11-2004, 12:54 PM
Good choice Chill.

This is mine.

2000 RS MX5 1.8

06-11-2004, 01:22 PM
Mid-life chrisis car in my opinion. :)

Pete O\'Neil
06-11-2004, 01:35 PM
If your gonna get a 2 door coupe atleast get the Porsche Boxster or the Honda S2000, the BMW Z8 also looks quite good.

06-11-2004, 01:53 PM
Nice.... Very nice....

Sure, if you wanna give me the extra that $$ that its going to cost me... ;-)

06-11-2004, 02:04 PM
A colleague has a new Boxter

It does not actually handle any better than the MX5, but it is exactly 1.0 seconds faster 0-100 kMh. (6.8 seconds vs MX5's 7.8 seconds)

Oh, and its $100,000 extra ...

And don't mention the insurance costs.

Graham L
06-11-2004, 02:33 PM
But does it pull birds?

06-11-2004, 02:36 PM
or better yet,if it does pull birds,does this repesent value for money?

After all you can pull a half dozen birds with a $4 bladder of wine......

Jen C
06-11-2004, 02:47 PM
> After all you can pull a half dozen birds with a $4
> bladder of wine......

Crikey metla, what classy establishment do you hang out at?! :D

Oh, and Santa ... may I have a DVD-recorder to HDD for my telly for Xmas

06-11-2004, 02:58 PM
Santa, give these poor people a life for xmas.

06-11-2004, 03:07 PM
>After all you can pull a half dozen birds with a $4 bladder of wine......
Like Jen C said metla you're a class act!

Personally I found Blackcurrant Gin used to work the best, the blackcurrant flavour would mask the horrible taste of the gin while it was doing it's job. And if you were in a hurry, mixing it with lemonade would carry the gin staright to the brain producing the desired effect much sooner.
And it was cheap!
2/6 for a big bottle from which you could usually get 3 weekends out of
If only that old Dodge Pioneer could talk....

Graham L
06-11-2004, 03:14 PM
"Class"? Blackcurrant gin and $4 chateau cardboard? I don't think Jen was thinking of the style shown by James Bond.

06-11-2004, 03:21 PM
All you need is an icebreaker so to speak, doesn't matter if its a galss of bubbly or a flash car, if you follow it up with verbal goosness then the show is over,even the car won't keep anything but the most shallow of catches on the line for long......

Graham L
06-11-2004, 03:26 PM
Reflections on Icebreaking
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker

Ogden Nash

06-11-2004, 03:28 PM
> But does it pull birds?


Particularly the double-breasted red-readed bedthrasher. Seems attracted by the car.

06-11-2004, 05:27 PM
> Reflections on Icebreaking
> Candy
> Is dandy
> But liquor
> Is quicker
> Ogden Nash

Then remember to licquer. She'll love you for it

06-11-2004, 05:53 PM
Oh Baldy, you romantic old thing

06-11-2004, 06:20 PM
What the hell? What does this post follow on from?

06-11-2004, 06:37 PM

mark c
06-11-2004, 11:44 PM
I want a Pressf1 T-shirt and a free sub to PC World for Rawene Library.

Pretty please. :^O

06-11-2004, 11:56 PM
can someone please tell me the history of WTF - i wasnt here in his prime - yet i have heard a lot about him and just what to know WHYS HE SO POPULAR

mark c
07-11-2004, 12:10 AM
Got a bit stroppy here and there (as if others don't). I have never been subject to his attentions.

Got a bad name for telling people off for not making more of an effort to find things out for themselves.

Which, you know, is not the worst thing in the world.

I wouldn't make a big deal out of it. :D

07-11-2004, 12:16 AM
My autobiography can be purchased.

Please leave a gym bag containing money in used $20 and $50 notes only on Platform 9 at the Wgtn rail station. I will then arrange delivery of said documents.

07-11-2004, 12:28 AM
There may be some delays receiving it however, I've asked Billy T to write the foreword. Unfortunately that has now exceeded the size of the original manuscript by an order of magnitude.

Printing has now been sourced overseas and rainforests are being torn down to provide enough 3 ply quilted paper on which to print his words.

07-11-2004, 09:30 AM
u didnt specify how much - i am intersted in well purchasing a few , maybe in 100 years you will be famous and i can get rich

~~~~~ s y ~~~~~
07-11-2004, 11:12 AM
> u didnt specify how much - i am intersted in well
> purchasing a few , maybe in 100 years you will be
> famous and i can get rich

:^O Good one guys! Is it an guaranteed investment? I'll get a couple if you guarantee me a 10 p.a. return :)

~~~~~ s y ~~~~~
07-11-2004, 11:12 AM
I meant 10% p.a.

07-11-2004, 12:32 PM
Maybe he will publish it on PressF1 then we can cut and paste and sell it on Trademe, like all the other crap on there

07-11-2004, 12:41 PM
Rofl :^O