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Billy T
05-09-2004, 07:07 PM
Tralatition

n.- Metaphor.

Tralatitious, adj. Metaphorical: Advice or lore handed down from father to son.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)

A bit like tradition but slightly different!
WFTWE is a bit late this weekend, I've been otherwise engaged.

Baldy
05-09-2004, 10:19 PM
> WFTWE is a bit late this weekend, I've been otherwise
> engaged.[/pre][/b]

The secrets out..... Billy spent the day travelling round visiting his hoards of children, opening the huge array of presents...... did you get enough bits to build a new computer Billy?

Billy T
06-09-2004, 12:47 PM
Dodging all the angry husbands would be a bit of a problem Baldy.
Fortunately I was simply out earning a living to support the few I have got.

Relevant joke follows:

There was this couple who had been married for 20 years, but every time they made love the husband insisted on turning off the bedroom light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit, so one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasuring device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,"how could you deceive me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

Baldy
06-09-2004, 07:40 PM
Damned excellent Mr T. But was she deaf?

Nyet
06-09-2004, 08:08 PM
Whoah! Billy is turning this place into a Porn site. :O

Billy T
07-09-2004, 12:31 AM
Welcome back buddy, been on holiday?

If you plan on staying around this time, try not to get personal, we're a friendly bunch here on PF1 and we don't like aggro.

Cheers

Billy 8-{)

Murray P
07-09-2004, 01:01 AM
Gee wizz Billy, how do you make all these neat little friends so fast ?:|

I'd like something to play with too, it's just not fair :_|

Cheers Murray ;P

Nyet
07-09-2004, 02:09 AM
Oh, I think that can be arranged.

Murray P
07-09-2004, 02:15 AM
Oooooh! an arrangement :x

Cheers Murray ;P

Laura
07-09-2004, 02:29 AM
Will this be an arranged marriage?
Or merely a Mafia-style "arrangement", do you think?

Nyet
07-09-2004, 02:51 AM
MMmm Mafia-style of course. ;)

Billy T
07-09-2004, 10:07 AM
> Gee wizz Billy, how do you make all these neat
> little friends so fast ?:|
>
> I'd like something to play with too, it's just not
> fair :_|


I dunno Murray, personality? charm? good looks? money?

They just like me I guess, but they don't last, fair-weather friends never do. One minute they are there, the next minute they are gone. Unmissed, unlamented.

Unfortunately they are all PFYs, not a charming young lady amongst them.

Not that Mrs T would agree with my attracting charming young lady friends of course.:O

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :|

Murray P
07-09-2004, 11:05 AM
Yu-umMmeee, marriied to the Yob, arrrgh I hate those freudian slips, I mean Mob :x

> Unfortunately they are all PFYs,

But hang on a mo, if your info is correct Billy, I'm being short changed, here I was getting all exited about the Boss but you inform me I'm getting a magazine rack weasel instead ?:|

Cheers Murray ;P