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Billy T
26-07-2004, 02:23 PM
Enjoy a brief diversion:

Cheers

Billy 8-{)


Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you! are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed-up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."

Cymbalz
26-07-2004, 02:48 PM
Thanks very much. I really needed a good laugh. I've shared it with many friends.

stu120404
26-07-2004, 02:53 PM
LOL! :D nice one

pulling hair out
26-07-2004, 04:56 PM
Hi

That was really good.

Do you want to keep on doing this every Monday or when the posts are full of desperate posters in trouble. Will certainly lighten things up.

Hope you don't mind if I pass it on to friends.

Marg.

Growly
26-07-2004, 06:48 PM
Hehehehehehehe

ronmar
26-07-2004, 10:45 PM
Thanks "Billy T". My top 3
1 In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
2 In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you! are on fire and take appropriate action."
3 Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
Anyone disagree?
Thanks again.

stumpey
27-07-2004, 10:40 AM
Can I add??

Sign outside pharmacy being remodelled "Bismuth as usual"

Winston001
27-07-2004, 10:49 AM
Really had some fun last night. I put a blank cassette in the stereo and wound the volume up. Played it for hours. The mime next door went nuts.

JJJJJ
27-07-2004, 12:28 PM
Funee :^O :^O :^O