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Billy T
10-06-2004, 04:46 PM
Some needed rewriting, but all now obey the 5-7-5 syllable Haiku rule:


1. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

2. You ask far too much. Close all that you have worked on. Program aborting:

3. Windows XP crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

4. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

5. Your file was too big. It once seemed so important. But now it is gone.

6. You must remain calm. Anger is of little worth. The network is down.

7. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

8. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. The page is not here.

9. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

10. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen, mind, both are blank.

Cheers

Billy 8-{)

TonyF
10-06-2004, 08:27 PM
Nicely cleaned up Billy. Now we ca n all make some up.. Here is mine :

Error 404.Where has the vital page gone. I am desolate.

Cheers Tony

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10-06-2004, 09:44 PM
> Error 404
> Where has the vital page gone.
> I am desolate.

I like that one :D

Jester
10-06-2004, 09:53 PM
In the past, this Haiku would have been popular:

Press F1 wont load
Cannot fix it on my own
Depression sets in

Billy T
11-06-2004, 05:02 PM
Backups neglected

You sit in silence, alone

The hard drive has failed