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JJJJJ
03-06-2004, 02:46 PM
Could someone tell me what this means? :p :p :p


Event Type: Information
Event Source: LoadPerf
Event Category: None
Event ID: 1000
Date: 4/6/2004
Time: 3:14:53 PM
User: N/A
Computer: JACK-FGKXTZYX8G
Description:
Performance counters for the ContentIndex (ContentIndex) service were loaded successfully. The Record Data contains the new index values assigned to this service.
....

Chilling_Silence
03-06-2004, 02:49 PM
> Could someone tell me what this means? :p :p :p
> Computer: JACK-FGKXTZYX8G

You used the default name for your PC ;-)

JJJJJ
03-06-2004, 03:05 PM
Thanks Chill. Is there anything you don't know? :x

My computer has not got a name. Does that mean it christened itself?
Jack

Terry Porritt
03-06-2004, 03:12 PM
You may well think your computer does not have a name but.....

Chilling_Silence
03-06-2004, 03:19 PM
> Thanks Chill. Is there anything you don't know? :x
Im a teenager - I know everything! ;\

metla
03-06-2004, 03:27 PM
Really?

Whats the key to understanding women then?

And why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

why is the needle used for Lethal injections sterilised?

Terry Porritt
03-06-2004, 03:41 PM
What you have there is a message from the event viewer program (I think).

JJJJJ
03-06-2004, 03:53 PM
Correct Terry.

Graham L
03-06-2004, 03:56 PM
It's telling you that your computer has travelled to tomorrow.

Ask it for the race winners, share price movements, and post them her so we can all become rich. :D

Chilling_Silence
03-06-2004, 04:15 PM
> Really?
>
> Whats the key to understanding women then?
Oh C'mon, that's not fair! Not even God knows that :p

metla
03-06-2004, 04:19 PM
I,m sure God knows,She is after all very wise.

Winston001
03-06-2004, 05:45 PM
If there is no tomorrow, how would we know?

Is yellow circular or oblong?

Why 42?

When did you stop hitting your wife/dishwasher?

Is the letter A sweet or sour?

godfather
03-06-2004, 06:04 PM
> If there is no tomorrow, how would we know?

I would tell you now.

> Is yellow circular or oblong?

That is discriminating against the chromatically challenged among us, this must stop!

> Why 42?

Its only 42 Base in 13 notation, which is actually 54 in Base 10. (refer HHGTTG)

> When did you stop hitting your wife/dishwasher?

Why should we stop? Reasons?
My F&P seems to enjoy a whack around the timer module.

> Is the letter A sweet or sour?

Yes, thats correct. It is here anyway.

Jen C
03-06-2004, 06:37 PM
*Sigh* - let me be the sensible female and get to the point.... :D :p

JJJJJ>
LoadPerf - event ID 1000 (http://www.eventid.net/display.asp?eventid=1000&eventno=1477&source=LoadPerf&phase=1)

PS* I really think your PC has been secretly working on this Event Horizon project and the performance modules are loaded and ready to launch:
The spacetimes in which we find the Event Horizon come from the efforts in distorted and colliding axisymmetric black holes and rotating black holes. The geometry of the horizon is inseparably tied to the geometries of the spacetime, so the analysis of the Event Horizon would be impossible without the analysis and succesful evolution of these 2D axisymmetric spacetimes.

wonders what will happen when Event 1001 is reached :O
... best not stand too near the computer

zqwerty
03-06-2004, 08:01 PM
I have a problem similar to this which has always bothered me on my Win2000Pro o/s, to whit:

Unable to read the Log File Folder value of the System Overview log or alert configuration. The default value will be used. The error code returned is in the data.

Event ID: 2006

Any ideas?

Rob.

Baldy
03-06-2004, 08:13 PM
> It's telling you that your computer has travelled to
> tomorrow.
>
> Ask it for the race winners, share price movements,
> and post them her so we can all become rich. :D

His computer might be called Norman (The Mormon) and be against gambling. As all good Mormons are