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Megaman
20-04-2004, 07:09 PM
Ever wonder about those people who say they give over 100% to life? We have all been told to give over 100% once in our lives. Here is a little math to figure out how to do it.

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then...

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

So hardwork and knowledge will almost get you there. But...

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

So the right attitide will get you there. But for a little bit more...

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So. Hardwork and knowledge will almost get you there, and the right attitude will get you there, but billshit will push you over the top. But if you want more look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you...

:D

Source: The user "Chaser" from phpbbhost.org

beetle
20-04-2004, 08:07 PM
And also being "Bone Lazy" is also 100%

so go figure.

must mean im working at 100% all the time...:D

beetle

aNtzy
20-04-2004, 08:08 PM
lmao .... that requires a standing ovation :)

agent
20-04-2004, 11:00 PM
ASSKISSING, according to the numbers posted below it, actually adds to 127%...

Graham L
21-04-2004, 03:59 PM
If you do enough of it you don't need to be able to count. Look how far the accountants and managers of Enron went.