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olldaddy76
18-10-2003, 12:55 PM
But I guess you have seen most of them before?


WWW = World Wide Wait

ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

SCSI = System Can't See It

DOS = Defective Operating System

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics

BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly

COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language

AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed

WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens

PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

beetle
18-10-2003, 01:09 PM
must admit i havent seen this one before, tis worth a giggle,

and i do like the Windows one i feel that often lately.

thanxs for the laugh OD.
beetle

csinclair83
18-10-2003, 01:47 PM
lol thats funny...

and what do u do with peoples names..

Susan B
18-10-2003, 02:02 PM
LOL nice one Olldaddy, haven't seen those before. :-)

Particularly like the WINDOWS and ISDN ones. :D