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Billy T
02-06-2003, 07:28 PM
Two men were seated next to each other on the plane when
the first guy turned to the second and said: "Let's talk, I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."

The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it
slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first guy, "what
would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know, said the first guy, "how about nuclear power?"

"OK" said the second guy. "That could be an interesting
topic, but let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow
and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff, yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said the second guy,

"how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know ****?"

Dylan
02-06-2003, 07:30 PM
nice :D

caffy
02-06-2003, 08:17 PM
Funny indeed!

Chris
02-06-2003, 08:30 PM
:D

Muzzer
02-06-2003, 10:55 PM
:^O I think this one might have looked rather nice as an addedum to your WFTWE # 52 Billy. :^O tho it stands well enough alone as well.

Cheers Murray P

segfault
02-06-2003, 11:35 PM
haha :)