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tweak\'e
03-03-2003, 09:54 AM
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys (http://www.smacdonald.com/humor/tech/techmen.html)

Why Geek Dudes Rule
They are generally available.
Other women will tend not to steal them.
They can fix things.
Your parents will love them.
They're smart.

now i wonder what mrs robo thinks ??? ;\

honeylaser
03-03-2003, 10:27 AM
I had to wonder where I was headed when more than 3 SO's of mine in a row were discovered via the internet... and I realised my fate was sealed when I married the last one. Lets face it - some women just can help but be drawn to the type of guy who leaves disembodied motherboards lying on the floor of the lounge so you damage your feet every time you get up in the middle of the night. *sigh*

Chilling_Silence
03-03-2003, 10:33 AM
LOL - Brightened my day.

Are there any gurls out there attracted to geek guys who'd like to comment (Very interesting there honeylaser... ;-))

DangerousDave
03-03-2003, 06:17 PM
being a geek hasn't got me a gal for a while ;)

- David

Clueless
03-03-2003, 06:34 PM
I will always remember the look on my brothers girlfreinds face one time. She was proudly telling me and my better half about the course she was doing and reluctantly told us that it used an "special" programme called "photoshop". She had never met us before and thought this computer stuff would be over our heads. I beleive she assumed that we would have no idea what a "photoshop" was. She just about fell over when i asked what version they were using at tech, and wanted to compare it with the versions me and Dyan used at home.

:D No, being a geek never scared anyone away. :D It just surprises the stuffing out of people when they find out. :D

Bloody stereotypes!
*Clueless walks back into the corner mumbling something most people would be glad not to have heard*

.Clueless

tones_malones
03-03-2003, 06:44 PM
*sigh* geek guys are wicked, spesh ones that wear glasses!

a geek guy would be perfect!! someone to share the playstation 2 with!
have the same bad habits (e.g. living on coffee, staying up till 3, gettin up @ 9 for uni/work/whatever 7 days a week, being online for 150 hours per month...)

*see's pressf1.co.nz change to datingf1.co.nz*

TonesMalones

Chilling_Silence
03-03-2003, 07:00 PM
> http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/thread.jsp?forum=1&thread=32193

:D

At least its not a 'bad' shock, as such.

I think that most geeks are really S.N.A.G's!

Clueless
03-03-2003, 07:07 PM
>I think that most geeks are really S.N.A.G's

Not me.. no way

.Clueless

Chilling_Silence
03-03-2003, 07:07 PM
> >
> http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/thread.jsp?forum=1&thread
> 32193
>
> :D
>
> At least its not a 'bad' shock, as such.
>
> I think that most geeks are really S.N.A.G's!

That was meant to be a quote of clueless's:

> It just surprises the stuffing out of people when they find out.

Wonder why that happened?!

Hope it works this time?!

-=JM=-
03-03-2003, 07:33 PM
Yes geek guys are the best!!1!!!1!!

Surely there must be some ladies out there that like monitor tans.

Jen C
03-03-2003, 08:57 PM
tit for tat .....

A Guy's Guide to Geek Girls (http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~masterma/GuideToGeekGirls.html) ;\

Dyan
03-03-2003, 10:35 PM
I will have to agree with you there, oh great hairy Clueless one ! (You are most definitely NOT a Sensitive New Age Guy... besides, you don't know anything about Babylon 5...

hehehehehe....

Dyan

Elephant
03-03-2003, 10:48 PM
> I had to wonder where I was headed when more than 3
> SO's of mine in a row were discovered via the
> internet... and I realised my fate was sealed when I
> married the last one. Lets face it - some women just
> can help but be drawn to the type of guy who leaves
> disembodied motherboards lying on the floor of the
> lounge so you damage your feet every time you get up
> in the middle of the night. *sigh*

I'd NEVER do that to a Motherboard. I'd take the Motherboard ever so gently out of the case and leave it on the table wrapped in Antistatic material.

I would ( however ) leave the empty case on the floor so my SO would fall over it on the way out of the bedroom. I wouldn't leave the Motherboard on the floor in case it got damaged.

ANYWAY... A broken leg is probably easier to fix that trying to straighten all the jumper pins and resistors.

OOOOOOOoooooooooppppppppssssss!!! :-)

E.ric
04-03-2003, 08:40 AM
I found the story very boring, I just about fell asleep but what strange HTML code.


<html>
<header><title>A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys</title></header>
<h1><center>A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys</h1>
<h2>By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat</h2>
</center>
<body>
<hr><i>Forwarded to me from Cat. </i><hr>
<p>
From SFCAT<br>
Got sent this by a friend. Got a big chuckle. Wonder if it applies to us
female geeks?
<hr>

Clueless
04-03-2003, 08:58 AM
On the other hand "A guys guide to girl geeks" was a breathe of fresh air.

I've never had a lot of time for chicks who find lifes greatest priority to be insuring that there is more make up visible than face. (and not too much happening in the cavity behind the make up either)

Fortunatly most geeks know substance is essentual!

Ah the joy of seeing a chick spouting on about personality and intellegence. Tis better than wandering past the dairy, and seeing frontpage articles on womens mags designed to inspire women to wondering if their handbag matches their shoes.

:D

.Clueless

tech
04-03-2003, 11:40 AM
Personally I can fix my own PC, now a guy that fixes cars and appliances is more useful!

Chilling_Silence
04-03-2003, 03:18 PM
LMAO - That's good, now we just need a :
How to convert your gurl to a geek gurl 4 guys

;-)

I'd been keen 4 that ;-) :D

Not all girls need to be geek girls though, the world would become a boring place, but still....... ;-)

Susan B
13-03-2003, 07:49 PM
And while you are waiting for the girl of your dreams go and bid on eBay for the Instant Girlfriend Kit (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916669204&category=1467).

Kit includes:
Love Note (with bonus Lipstick KissyŽ) and Photo.
Gaze dreamily at her bubbly, girly handwriting. She loves you and has the opposable thumbs needed to scribble this sentiment on dead tree pulp just for you. Drink in her slightly blurry picture. Memorize her eye color to avoid THAT fight........


Hands up those who are going to bid! :D


Warning! Not really suitable for young eyes.

Clueless
13-03-2003, 07:56 PM
There B some odd people on this planet!

Shall we go home now darlink?



.Clueless