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tones_malones
03-10-2002, 10:04 AM
1 liner: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Why Computers Must Be Female As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Why Computers Must Be Female Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

Why Computers Must Be Female "Bad command or filename" about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Why Computers Must Be Female Native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

1 liner: C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

1liner C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.