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Michael
23-08-2002, 08:58 PM
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take
advantage of the New Zealand Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Auckland.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in South Auckland were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crews first practice session; not only were "da boyz from the Hutt" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen DB stubbies.

wotz
23-08-2002, 09:12 PM
Love it Michael. Jordan could do with some cheap cars now they have to pay $45m for engines

Baldy
23-08-2002, 10:25 PM
> Love it Michael. Jordan could do with some cheap
> cars now they have to pay $45m for engines

I thought they had signed a deal with Ford for next year