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19-08-2002, 04:09 PM
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES

CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where its stored

MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted

TITANIC VIRUS: (a strain of the Lewinsky Virus) Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")

DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy :-)

PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows