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14-07-2002, 11:29 PM
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat, he
you back from his bedroom.

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her website.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
but you
haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see
if it
contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn
she can create a screen saver.

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the
bottom of
the screen.

10. You buy a computer and! 6-months later it is out of date and now
for half the price you paid for it.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
first 20-50 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around
to go
get it.

12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
be a hassle and takes planning.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
of the
back seat of your car.

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored post-it notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as
if you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your

22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail
on your
way back to bed
23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. [:)]

24. You're reading this.

25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else!!! Yep...

15-07-2002, 01:50 AM
Have you been looking over my shoulder ??? X-(

15-07-2002, 08:03 AM
Has someone been watching the "David Letterman" show, again

Opps must get too work

From Eric

15-07-2002, 08:54 PM
And I've just done number 25 [among others]!!! Hehehehe... good one.

mark c
24-07-2002, 02:31 PM
Forgive me for a moment for dragging up old posts but gotta add I was driving down to Aucks. the other day, someone 'beeped' at the right angle/distance and I went. "Oh b****r, I've be disconnected." True! LOL