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Billy T
12-07-2002, 09:50 PM
Zoilism:


Carping and unjustified criticism.


Try that one on for size! ;\

Billy 8-{) :D

Jen C
12-07-2002, 10:43 PM
A naturally forming by-product from heterogeneous posters!

;\

Chris Wilson
13-07-2002, 12:45 AM
ooooooooOOOOOOoooooo

big word are the order of the day!

Billy T
13-07-2002, 11:12 AM
That's alright Chris. I'm as staunchly heterogeneous as the next man,...... I think. ?:| Or does that extra `e' make it mean something different Jen? I'm as diverse as they get, but your mileage may vary.

(Mental note: must post a quick question to tweak`e just in case he knows something about e's that I ought to be aware of.)

Never mind, I'm generally in favour of anything hetero that tickles my sense of erogenous. ;\ Bugger the extra `e', I'll just skip over it if it pops up at an awkward moment. ]:)

Hope I don't arouse any zoilites!

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

Susan B
13-07-2002, 11:30 AM
Billy, ya silly duffer, heterogeneous is:

1. "Differing or opposite in structure, quality, etc; dissimilar."

2. "Composed of unrelated or unlike elements or parts; varied."

A heteronomous person like you should have known that it's not a heteronym, due to its heterologous composition.

Jen C would have to be a journalist or similar to have words like that rolling so easily off her tongue.

*Susan B steps aside to avoid the stampede heading towards the dictionery section*

godfather
13-07-2002, 12:11 PM
> *Susan B steps aside to avoid the stampede heading
> towards the dictionery section*

After Susan B learns how to spell "Dictionary" that is....

Chris Wilson
13-07-2002, 12:24 PM
I'm sure Susans spelling mistake woz jist thear four aw amuzmint....

Billy T
13-07-2002, 01:36 PM
Sorry Susan, must have been the meds!

Maybe I was a bit too subtle! I........um...:8}...knew the meaning of heterogeneous (hence: "I'm as diverse as they get") but the whole concept was too close to a few other hetero ideas for me to let it past.]:)

Shucks, I guess I'll have to be bit more transparent in future or I'll be condemned to dufferdom forever.:_|

Here's a new word for you: "orduroretrothermomophobia"

A clue: Its a genuine Billyism.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D :D :D

Jen C
13-07-2002, 01:56 PM
Billy T, are you trying to say that you have a "offensive history of fearing heat??"

ordure = offensive (or dung!)
retro = past/reminiscent
thermo(mo)phobia = fear to heat/fever

In which case you need to move from Middle Earth to Upper Crust perhaps! :D

(My translation attempt should disprove any Journalistic theories) :^O

godfather
13-07-2002, 04:16 PM
Billy had a close call recently when having his temperature checked, someone couldn't tell the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer Jen!

Of course there have been a few posters here that would suggest that in his case it didn't matter anyway.... but I could not agree with that.

Good WFTW Billy, keep at it!

Billy T
13-07-2002, 04:19 PM
Ummm...........No Jen

It is a morbid fear of used rectal thermometers.

Don't ask, you don't want to know.

Susan will probably tell you anyway, but if not, a search on "thermometer will probably reveal all.

Cheers

Billy 8-{)

Jen C
13-07-2002, 06:55 PM
Poor Billy :O , I have gone out I selected these two sites to help overcome your fears

http://www.anxietytofreedom.com/

http://weborder.lelandpaper.com/webcatalog/detail.asp?line=C0015&item=NL-BL-4

The last one accepts online orders!

PS* orduroretrothermomophobia should be disallowed as it is not a real word :p


Jen

Billy T
13-07-2002, 07:05 PM
>Of course there have been a few posters here that
>would suggest that in his case it didn't matter
>anyway.... but I could not agree with that.

Thanks God, I needed that,.........I think ?:|

Reminds me of babies:

Loud noise at one end and a total lack of responsibilityat the other.

Both ends fully interchangeable!

Cheers

Billy 8-{)

Susan B
13-07-2002, 07:07 PM
> > *Susan B steps aside to avoid the stampede heading
> > towards the dictionery section*
>
> After Susan B learns how to spell "Dictionary" that is....

Congratulations godfather, you have earned yourself another chocolate fish for spotting the deliberate error!

<*)))))><{


Billy, it's pointless instructing anyone to do a search on thermometers - that is Lounge history. ;-)


Jen C: I think that "orduroretrothermomophobia" could be classed as a "real" word - as long as someone is able to pronounce it! After all, where did all our words come from in the first place? They were all made up at one time, weren't they?

But if you still don't agree, I'm sure Robo and Bruce will allow genuine Billyisms here because Billy has special rights, having been a Candy beta-tester. :D

Jen C
13-07-2002, 11:30 PM
Actually the search did show an interesting dialog on thermometers and stainless steel instruments - better get rid of those aluminium cooking pots as you made a reference to the said probe only yesterday!

BTW cute fish ;\

godfather
13-07-2002, 11:46 PM
burp... )))><{

Thanks Susan

-=JM=-
13-07-2002, 11:50 PM
> burp... )))><{
>
> Thanks Susan

It would appear as if you have only eaten the head ;)

godfather
13-07-2002, 11:54 PM
burp.... )><{

grandad w
14-07-2002, 03:01 PM
You're All Brilliant I love it.:-):-):D :D


Grendad W/J