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tweak\'e
26-06-2002, 09:55 PM
> People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
> where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my
> crotch then ask where the toilet is?
>
> People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
> for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the

> channel manually.
>
> When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
> F***king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
> people do this? Who and where are they?
>
> When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
> I paid $14 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
>
> People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did you sunshine?
>
> When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> there must have been something before it.
>
> When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
> When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
>
> People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
> what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?
>
> When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
> really revolting; I always eat stuff I hate.
>
> People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
> image I really didn't need.
>
> McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
> insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
> Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank looks.....
> ......Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
>
> When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Susan B
26-06-2002, 10:20 PM
ROTFL Thanks tweak'e! :D :D

-=JM=-
26-06-2002, 11:13 PM
hehe nice.

and Susan, where on earth do you post all your posts. Have you been ha><ing the server.

NathanTheKind
27-06-2002, 09:37 AM
Ok I know what alot of letters stand for but ROTFL, What the Hang does that mean

:)
:D

mark c
27-06-2002, 09:47 AM
Roll on the floor larfing. Wot a laugh, you're a funny coot.

Chris Wilson
27-06-2002, 11:01 AM
Tweak'e,
sounds like your quoting Dennis
got any more?