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04-05-2002, 04:36 AM
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they'll wish they were dead.

04-05-2002, 11:09 AM
enjoyed this. how about cache was something in the bank and a shell was found on the beach??

04-05-2002, 03:18 PM
Good one! Thanks for the laugh.

Now, I wonder if this poster is one of our regulars...?? Why so shy? ;-)

04-05-2002, 08:46 PM
A 3' Floppy I suppose!!

Cheers;-)