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27-04-2002, 09:51 AM
Comprehending IT - Take One

Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, 'Where did you get
such a great bike?'

The second IT guy replied, 'Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my
own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike
to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'

The second IT guy nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit.'

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Comprehending IT - Take Two

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better
to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion
and mystery he found there.

The IT guy said, 'I like both.'

'Both?'

The IT guy replied 'Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the
office and get some work done.'

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Comprehending IT - Take Three

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Comprehending IT - Take Four

An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess'.

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up
again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,

I will stay with you for one week.'

The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want.'

Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket. Finally, the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want. Why won't you kiss me?'

The IT guy said, 'Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but
a talking frog - now that's cool.'