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26-04-2002, 09:48 PM
14 Television sets don't have cookies, they have mindless viewers that have
their televisions wired up with meters to record what program they watch,
they would not know what a life is if they fell over it, most people with a
life would not be seen dead watching most of the programs on the top 20
list.

13. You don't need any brains to sit in front of a television also you don't
need brains to have your set wired up with a meter either.

12. You can fall a sleep in front of the television and you don't get
disconnected by TV1, TV2, TV3 or TV4 as it all crap and today's stressful
life to pay the rent you need a good rest

11. Jokes on the web don't have canned laughter, so you don't know when to
laugh.

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV
channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to 'Friends' and got a 'Not Found
404' message?, mind you 'Friends' is a 404 program.

8. There are fewer grating colour schemes on TV -- even on TV4.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening, as
good web sites never go away they just get better.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an 'Under
Construction' sign, mind you it would increase the ratings if they did.

4. 'Mitre 10 DIY' never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can't find those cool 'Moccona Coffee' commercials on the Web,
and nobody would television if they did.

2. The advertisements on the web are pathetic made by some junior
programmer, where as the advertisements on television are better than the
television programs.

...and the number 1 reason TV is better than the Web:

1. You can't surf the Web from the couch with a beer in one hand and a bag
of chippies in the other, finding out the more drank you get the better the
program.