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R2x1
18-07-2012, 07:50 PM
Okay, while PJ was napping or eating chocolate cake, Metla eating the Australian bite to a standstill and beetle going walkabout, some bandicooting ratbag appears to have half-inched the local fuzzatorium. Reports say the rozzerie, or Police Station should be in Bell St. but some dingaling rang off with it - google can't find it under "police whanganui nz", or assuming they got the "h" out, "wanganui police nz". It appears near wangaphooie there are lots of politzei stalags, but in town - zilch.

Curiouser and curiouser. Maybe that's why the police stopped worrying about flood alerts, they got carried away.
Never mind, I'm sure that if any local parks her/his car a mm too far from the kerb, they'll be there, truncheons, pepper spray, tazers, revolvers and flashing lights at the ready with 200 serious parking team experts instantly ready to close the road for twelve hours.

Ah, silly me, it's easy, who needs Google; just follow the doughnut smell. ;)
(Unless they joined the underground and became Aussie miners, or undercover cops.)

R2x1
18-07-2012, 08:16 PM
Hmm, should have mentioned Google Maps (https://maps.google.com/maps?q=nz+police+Wanganui&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF-8&ei=XWAGUJKTEa2wiQf2xsjYCA&ved=0CEUQ_AUoAg).
When it comes to words, Wangacop is doing well, but when you do the Missouri trick and say "Show me" the wheels fall off. A picture may be worth a Kwords, but a thousand words won't get you a picture, though no doubt 27.5 megabots are scurrying.

Metla
18-07-2012, 08:26 PM
Can I be the first to say I have not a single clue as to what you are on about.

R2x1
18-07-2012, 08:32 PM
Are we twins?

stratex5
18-07-2012, 09:42 PM
Can I be the first to say I have not a single clue as to what you are on about.

+1

I thought i just was a bit slow but now i realise that R2x1 is a bit high.:D

R2x1
18-07-2012, 09:57 PM
In fewer words, Google maps finds no police station in Wanganui.

For whatever reason.

stratex5
18-07-2012, 10:00 PM
Wow, i would have never guessed. Seriously i wouldnt even put that amount of work and creativity(?) into any of my pieces of writing. :lol:

R2x1
18-07-2012, 10:21 PM
Really ? ? ?

stratex5
18-07-2012, 10:29 PM
I could probably make an anwser as long as yours but ill keep it short and save the effort and say:...


















nope

stratex5
18-07-2012, 10:33 PM
that's just what we need.

Are you just trying to get your post count up because thats your second useless and utterly worthless post. (No offence meant:))

Metla
18-07-2012, 10:40 PM
I count 664

stratex5
18-07-2012, 10:42 PM
Haha, very funny metla.now its 665:)

Metla
18-07-2012, 10:49 PM
15694

stratex5
18-07-2012, 10:53 PM
You are off by 1

Metla
18-07-2012, 11:01 PM
make that 2

beetle
19-07-2012, 02:02 PM
You lost the police station????????

:p

R2x1
19-07-2012, 07:23 PM
Virtually vanished and got clean away.

beetle
20-07-2012, 01:52 PM
Maybe they all been down my way.........cos i seen a heck of a lot of em in my area lately...........:p



beetle

R2x1
20-07-2012, 05:20 PM
Keep an eye on 'em. They have been seen habitually associating with known criminals, that is an offense, with or without the h. ;)

Myth
20-07-2012, 06:48 PM
So be on the lookout for any dodgy bugger in Wangas not wearing a patch


(sadly that sentence just described most of the population)

R2x1
20-07-2012, 08:11 PM
So be on the lookout for any dodgy bugger in Wangas not wearing a patch


(sadly that sentence just described most of the population)
You are forgetting the car dealers. Without their patches they could pass as civilians with a squint, and cause untold mischief.