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Zippity
30-01-2012, 02:51 PM
His answers look about right to me!



STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

lakewoodlady
30-01-2012, 03:33 PM
I think the answers are very good and he should have got 100%!

LL

Whenu
30-01-2012, 03:59 PM
Good thinking, that man

sahilcc7
30-01-2012, 04:57 PM
Awesome :D

WalOne
30-01-2012, 04:59 PM
I'm impressed :sleep

dugimodo
30-01-2012, 08:13 PM
Some are quite clever, it shows the need for unambiguous exam questions vey well. Q8 for example is 100% correct and some of the others could be argued to be literally correct also.
It should be a fail as an obviously deliberate refusal to even attempt a correct answer, but 0% doesn't seem right to me. You find these things online quite often, hard to know if it's real or made up, or a compilation of these type of answers put together for humourous reasons being passed off as a single exam

gary67
30-01-2012, 09:02 PM
He should have got 100% for technicality, lateral thinking and effort and then -100% for not getting the answers they were looking for

Dally
30-01-2012, 09:08 PM
He shouldn't have got 100% as his answer to Q1 was wrong. Napoleon didn't die in his last battle

gary67
30-01-2012, 09:33 PM
True he died a prisoner of the English

Bobh
30-01-2012, 09:57 PM
Well thought out answers. Did he pass?

tut
31-01-2012, 03:47 PM
Nice one Zippity


I saw one in a supposed Irish pilot licence exam question which amused me. It said an aircraft radio has a knob with two positions marked on and off. In which position would you get the best reception

tuiruru
31-01-2012, 04:42 PM
Try these:

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers. (No racial slur intended unless it's on the dumbass who answered the question)

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?' The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'

So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).

The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'

The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away shaking his head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'

'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.'

'Andy??'

'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'

'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy boiled.'

And so the blonde entered Heaven...

Agent_24
31-01-2012, 10:24 PM
I like the blonde one :D