View Full Version : Happy Bday Billy T?

03-06-2010, 01:23 AM
No, not THE Billy T James (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_T._James)...

According to this post (http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/showpost.php?p=915578&postcount=30) it seems our local Billy is slightly wrinklier...

*Undoes the flap on Te News envelope in case*

03-06-2010, 04:15 AM
Nicely spotted, bob.
Guess I'd better wish him Hippy Pappy Bthuthday as well

03-06-2010, 07:08 AM
Have a good day Billy.... our jokemeister!:happybday


03-06-2010, 07:28 AM
Happy birthday :D :happybday

03-06-2010, 08:24 AM
Have an uproarious day! :happybday:happybday

03-06-2010, 08:28 AM

03-06-2010, 08:32 AM
Happy birthday mate!!!

03-06-2010, 08:43 AM
Happy Birthday BillyT, and thank you for the humour, it
makes the start of the week much nicer!

03-06-2010, 10:12 AM
Happy Birthday Billy T. Long may you continue to give us a great start to the week. Lifts glass in a toast to Billy. Realises the glass is empty. Fills with with a spare can of Roddy's Carlsberg. Observes the sun is not yet over the yardarm. Gazes longingly at the contents. Remembers the contents are only two stroke in comparison to traditional toasts. Thinks, wtf. Cheers!


Billy T
03-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Hmmm........It seems that I have been sprung! In the modern vernacular, loose keyboards sink ships, or in this case, Billys.

Thank you one and all for the kind wishes. I feel obliged to advise though, that despite the passage of some modest *cough* number of years, I remain non-wrinkly, which I put down to reduced exposure to sunlight in my tempestuous youth. Much time was spent in the dark hiding from irate fathers and/or brothers of young maidens.

Of course the same result could have been achieved by clean living, wholesome food, and staying away from fermented and spirituous liquids and unfermented women, but it wouldn't have been as much fun..............

I plan on having a good day, a nice family dinner this evening and a leave pass to cross the demilitarised zone if Mrs T is in the mood to grant it.


Billy 8-{) :thanks:thanks:thanks

bk T
03-06-2010, 10:56 AM
Have a great day, Billy. :happybday :happybday

03-06-2010, 11:14 AM
Hope you were with one of the maidens, so as to while away the hours while hidden! :thumbs:


03-06-2010, 12:48 PM
Do unto others - it's your day - :happybday

03-06-2010, 01:51 PM
Doesn't time fly BillyT. How many smoke alarms did you set off? :D

03-06-2010, 03:17 PM
Happy Birthday!

03-06-2010, 05:31 PM
:clap:happybday Billy

03-06-2010, 05:44 PM
:happybday All the best - and many more to come.

03-06-2010, 06:13 PM
:happybday:happybday Billy keep the Monday jokes coming, brightens my week

03-06-2010, 06:15 PM
Happy Birthday Billy T :D

Hope your having a great day :thumbs:

03-06-2010, 06:27 PM
:happybday Billy

04-06-2010, 12:04 AM
Why is it,as we grow old we are loathe to admit our age.?
Not as if we can do alot about it!
Anyway B,lets hope you have many more such days.

04-06-2010, 10:15 AM
Best wishes for your Birthday -
For a successful celebration find a single malt the same age as you are.
Perhaps the next batch of Mondays laughs will be on a birthday topic.