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Ferg
07-05-2010, 09:48 PM
I never thought of that (http://i.imgur.com/TDmNr.jpg) !! :horrified

Half-finished time machine anyone??

R2x1
07-05-2010, 09:51 PM
Time machines work I tell you.

I started out years ago, but here I am, a bit battered but time travel fair takes it out of you.

decibel
07-05-2010, 11:05 PM
Well, at least time can slow down, if that is any help -


http://www.imagef1.net.nz/files/Calvin_Einstein.jpg

fred_fish
08-05-2010, 12:37 AM
It happens about once a month apparently ... :)
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ryanjames.powell
08-05-2010, 11:11 AM
Just buy one of these microwaves.
http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/2641516725_571fdab6ba.jpg

johcar
08-05-2010, 11:39 AM
I have a time machine.

Unfortunately, it only allows travel in one direction (into the future), and at the same rate that clocks move.... :(

R2x1
08-05-2010, 11:48 AM
Get in a queue at the Airport - time stops.

Agent_24
08-05-2010, 09:13 PM
I never thought of that (http://i.imgur.com/TDmNr.jpg) !! :horrified

Half-finished time machine anyone??

Interesting concept... You would just have to work out where exactly the earth would be at the time you needed to go to and then also have a built in teleporter as well!

By the time (:rolleyes:) time machines are invented, I'm sure teleportation will also exist so no problem there... :cool:

R2x1
08-05-2010, 10:07 PM
Go to the sewage outfall - time flies.

Gangplank
10-05-2010, 12:47 AM
Oh thank you, I have been working on my time machine for a few years now. Just in case I will input the earth's rotation. Can't wait to get it working.

Terry Porritt
10-05-2010, 08:59 AM
Time On My Hands (http://www.jazz-on-line.com/a/ramb/Joh053.ram)