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sarel
20-07-2009, 02:50 PM
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till the last drop'.

Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans'

Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting
were the words 'Air New Zealand'

Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.

The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'



Mum fainted!


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Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

qazwsxokmijn
20-07-2009, 03:31 PM
:lol:

Richard
20-07-2009, 03:33 PM
Sarel old boy, you are getting senile. Kenj posted that 2 days ago!:o

sarel
21-07-2009, 08:28 AM
O that's OK. :D With senility running rampant under us old ones, Kenj can repost it again in a week and we (old ones) will all laugh our *rses off at the good jokes.:thumbs:

Sorry, didn't see Kenj's post (*blush*). :o Will need to be a bit more observant then.

sarel

kenj
21-07-2009, 09:59 AM
O that's OK. :D With senility running rampant under us old ones, Kenj can repost it again in a week and we (old ones) will all laugh our *rses off at the good jokes.:thumbs:

Sorry, didn't see Kenj's post (*blush*). :o Will need to be a bit more observant then.

sarel

Quite right Sarel... good jokes should be repeated. One of the benefits/problems of getting older is the fact that you can remember your first day at school as clear as a bell. However, a comment or a joke, or worst of all - a phone message for SWMBO that you were supposed to pass on, disappear from your mind.

Ken :D

sarel
21-07-2009, 12:18 PM
Yup, agree fully on the SWMBO message. And the effects of it disapprearing and being remembered too late makes for chilling reading or feels like a horror movie, with my blood spurting everywhere. :D

sarel