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Hitech
22-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Stig revealed maybe?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/2522793/The-Stig-revealed-as-Schumacher-report

Zippity
22-06-2009, 10:46 AM
Sounds like a Tui's ad to me :)

johcar
22-06-2009, 11:00 AM
"The presenter had revealed in his column in The Sun that Stig's identity would be a 'staggering surprise' to viewers."And everyone believes everything they read in "The Sun"...

For those not in the know, The Sun a very poor excuse (even) for a tabloid, and as such, one of Rupert Murdoch's success stories, due to the English love of crapertainment...

The Sun has been known to (shock!) actually make up things that aren't true!!!

The Sun is slightly better than English toilet paper, if you don't mind printers ink on your bum.

davidmmac
22-06-2009, 05:52 PM
New series (13) of top gear aired in the UK this morning our time, and according to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Top_Gear_episodes#Series_Thirteen), Michael Schumacher was the celebrity guest :stare:.

Guess we'll just have to wait 6 months until it airs on prime :angry.

Gobe1
22-06-2009, 05:56 PM
Didnt they say he is driving in Bathurst this year?? Im sure they said that this weekend on the motorsport... Can anyone confirm?

EDIT: if it was MS driving im sure the times would be better around the track lol

Greg
22-06-2009, 08:19 PM
I have a guess that The Stig is Damon Hill.

gary67
22-06-2009, 08:29 PM
Nah it's definately Susan Boyle or if it isn't then I still put my money on Mark Webber

hueybot3000
22-06-2009, 08:47 PM
Its been a few people hasnt it?

user
22-06-2009, 08:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifrtlC4NTys

but then again, this is taken out of context and could be a joke...

wratterus
24-06-2009, 12:36 PM
I watched that episode of Top Gear on Monday morning, and am of the opinion that Michael Schumacher being the Stig was a hoax. A brilliant hoax, if it was one. The people there loved it.

PaulD
24-06-2009, 12:41 PM
An ex racer is one thing, one that would want more money than Clarkson is another :D

the_bogan
24-06-2009, 01:01 PM
It's Wainuitech.

sroby
26-06-2009, 03:51 PM
Conspiracy theory #1:
Schumacher was sent in by Ferrari to ensure their car being test driven would
get the fastest possible time around the lap.
I seem to remember Stig being taller (??)

What are they going to do with the Stig now he's been dehelmeted??
a new Red Stig perhaps

Im also pretty sure that African Stig wasnt Schumacher.

Edit: I AM THE STIG

wratterus
26-06-2009, 03:54 PM
Im also pretty sure that African Stig wasnt Schumacher.

Very true. :lol: Also American Stig is a bit suspect, although he may have been fond of cushions.

I am of the opinion that the Stig is several different people, or one retired F1 or touring car driver, but I'd have no idea who.

gary67
26-06-2009, 09:32 PM
Don't forget Stig's truck driving cousin Stig he was quite rotund as well but man oh man could he power slide a truck

wmoore
27-06-2009, 07:25 AM
A few months ago the UK papers revealed that the stig was one
Ben Collins a former racing car driver from Bristol. And because everyone knew who the stig was, Top gear of course had to reveal him, but of course they played the joke and had Schumacher playing the part of the stig. It is also rumoured that different people play the stig when collins is not available.

The Stig isn't human.....He is just the Stig.