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sammo450
10-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Which side of the battle do PF1 members support? Check the uncyclopedia page if you don't understand. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas

ubergeek85
10-06-2009, 05:27 PM
Pirates. Not that I'm saying Ninjas aren't great.

Sweep
10-06-2009, 06:28 PM
I guess it depends on whether you use a Cutlass or Samurai sword for shaving.

As a Ninja you would have a longer sword than a cutlass thus giving reach.

But there again it's not the length of the tool but more how you use it.

ubergeek85
10-06-2009, 06:33 PM
If it's just plain old killing power you're after, a ninja will win every time. But it's not always about killing power.

pcuser42
10-06-2009, 07:05 PM
Ninjas. They can't catch you if you're on fire. Pirates can. :p

pctek
10-06-2009, 07:42 PM
If it's just plain old killing power you're after, a ninja will win every time.

I think not. never seen any Ninjas in boats with machine guns.

ubergeek85
10-06-2009, 07:51 PM
To che. But I was referring to hand-to-hand/close-quarter combat rather than firearm-based.

Bozo
10-06-2009, 07:53 PM
I think not. never seen any Ninjas in boats with machine guns.
Since when do you actually see ninjas?

;)

Metla
10-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Lets see, What amounts to the mongrel mob on a Boat Vs the worlds most highly trained assassins?

ppfffftttt.

1 Ninja armed with a paper clip would decimate an entire crew of pirates armed with swords.

beeswax34
10-06-2009, 08:10 PM
We capture pirates but ever seen a captured Ninja? No...

hueybot3000
10-06-2009, 10:04 PM
Pirates, nothing will ever come close to their awesomeness

@beeswax34, have you ever heard of ninja's doing bad stuff? They seem just for show. And they are trained, pirates just do there thing

pcuser42
11-06-2009, 08:41 AM
@beeswax34, have you ever heard of ninja's doing bad stuff? They seem just for show. And they are trained, pirates just do there thing

Exactly why ninjas win. They're trained, pirates have no idea what to do. :p

Greg
11-06-2009, 09:02 AM
Ninjas.

Some of you may have seen the competition between various martial artists on Sky. Each artist was put through a serious of tests and the ninja expert came out tops.

The tests included punching power (the boxer was tops on that one), agility, kicking power, agility, stealth and various other challenges.

So if a ninja who is trained in the old-fashioned ways can beat the other great modern-day martial artists, I don't think the pirates would have a chance.

sammo450
11-06-2009, 10:31 AM
The pirates in the great Pirate/Ninja war are not Somalians, they are YYAAARRRGGGHHH pirates, and I don't think they have machine guns. If you see a Ninja, it means you are going to die.

Greg
11-06-2009, 11:24 AM
The pirates in the great Pirate/Ninja war are not Somalians, they are YYAAARRRGGGHHH pirates, and I don't think they have machine guns. If you see a Ninja, it means you are going to die.heh heh :lol:

sarel
11-06-2009, 12:49 PM
Never heard of this before but yes, I think the ninja will silently take your head off if he needs to.

Lol

sarel

Biggles
11-06-2009, 03:50 PM
1] Ninjas have zero flair when it comes to dress (basic black? Oh paleeease, learn to accessorize!)

2] Ninjas have zero sense of humour. They need to lighten the F up.

3] Ninjas suck when the sun is out. Come on, admit it, they only really rock at night time.

4] Ninjas have zippo personality. They're as entertaining as a bunch of Clone Troopers without having Tem Morrison's voice.

5] Ninjas actually loose a lot of the time in martial arts movies. Usually, they end up meeting their match in some lone hero of the Chuck Norris/Yun-Fat Chow/Bruce Lee variety, indicating that when it comes down to it, they are merely Storm Troopers at heart.

All of which means that Ninjas will win battles against Pirates, maybe many battles. But eventually the lone drunken, flea-ridden Pirate of Doom, with bad hair and an outrageous costume will come along, paralyze them all with a combination of bad breath and body odour, utter a few witty put downs and then bust a few key moves which will see them go flying in all directions, into the water, before he ogles some wench and offers to pillage her.

It's that simple.

sammo450
11-06-2009, 03:58 PM
Hmm definitely some interesting ideas in there. Chuck Norris in fact was a Pirate/Ninja cross so has the best of both, hence absolute awsomeness. One widely accepted theory on the creation of the universe is that during his travels, Norris encountered a Pirate/Ninja paradox and roundhouse kicked it. The consequent release of an immense amount of energy is now known as the big bang.

Biggles
11-06-2009, 05:02 PM
Chuck Norris in fact was a Pirate/Ninja cross so has the best of both, hence absolute awsomeness.

No, you see there you are wrong. Chuck's wooden acting and flat-lined personality are directly attributable to his Ninja ancestry, and have in fact held him back.

Imagine how awesome Chuck could have been if he'd sported an eye patch, cracked jokes, and delivered the roundhouse while wearing thigh-high boots?

sammo450
11-06-2009, 05:15 PM
Boots would have been a huge hindrance. Only Chuck Norris Action Jeans can allow roundhouse kicks like his. Norris cracking jokes? His films are corny enough as it is :P

hueybot3000
11-06-2009, 05:16 PM
pirates get woman, ninjas dont

Biggles
11-06-2009, 05:31 PM
pirates get woman, ninjas dont

Do Ninjas even display an interest in women?

hueybot3000
11-06-2009, 05:32 PM
If its a target

sammo450
11-06-2009, 06:08 PM
What's wrong with not getting women? Homosexuality was encouraged in ancient Japan...

hueybot3000
11-06-2009, 06:09 PM
well yay for them...

pcuser42
11-06-2009, 06:55 PM
What's wrong with not getting women? Homosexuality was encouraged in ancient Japan...

So how did they survive? :p

R2x1
11-06-2009, 07:29 PM
Neither could compete with Mandrake gesturing hypnotically.

R2x1
11-06-2009, 07:31 PM
So how did they survive? :p
Obviously it was not a hereditary title ;)

gary67
11-06-2009, 07:45 PM
Do you really believe a Ninja could beat Jack Sparrow, get real in Hollywood maybe

beeswax34
11-06-2009, 08:18 PM
Do you really believe a Ninja could beat Jack Sparrow, get real in Hollywood maybe

Yes, a Ninja definitely could. Its very hard to beat someone you cannot see!

hueybot3000
11-06-2009, 08:19 PM
a ninja can only move so fast, they arent superhuman. I reckon jack sparrow would cause a few problems for the poor bugger thats takin him on

gary67
11-06-2009, 09:12 PM
He certainly would incompetence rules supreme in my world

sammo450
12-06-2009, 12:54 PM
In movie, yes, Sparrow would win. However in the real world Ninji tend to be more invisible and lethal.