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Jeez, like we haven't already heard every bald joke ever invented.
As far as a cure for male pattern baldness, there isn't one.
I started going bald at 18 & it just never really bothered me
I suppose the needle on the old Chickometer never went as high as lads with plenty of hair but I never seemed to have any trouble (I think)
You get used to the Bald Jokes after a while & learn to laugh at your self when someone cracks one (even though it's probably the eleventyth time you'd heard it)
I did have one wee rule for myself though, I'd let someone away with wisecracks twice then ask them to cut it out, If they did it again I'd smack 'em in the teeth (works well) Some people just don't know when to stop.
Some unbeleivable people when you meet them for the first time would say something like "Oooh you're bald"
You need some quick one liners for those idiots like:
"Hell, am I!! Oh well at least I haven't got a big hooter like you!
or "Better than having acne or being ugly like you eh"
or "Better than being flatchested like you, were you hiding behind the door when they were giving out the h....rs? (Pick their worst obvious feature & play on it) Good for a laugh & it shuts them up real quick!!
Unfortunately my son has also inherited my "haircut" he is a 110KG front rower but he doesn't seem to get too many wiseguys, I wonder why?
As others have said a No.1 is the way too go
Of all the transplants/fixes/rugs I've seen they all look like what they are, bloody awful.
Be Bald, Be Proud!
Here endeth the lesson