Having spent 20 minutes in the IHUG queue this morning, I think it is time for a vote on the best and worst on-hold music.
I'll start by nominating IHUG for the worst. I think there is actually something wrong with their system, but on my phone all you hear is a scratchy sort of dirge at extremely low volume. Rather than keeping you entertained while you wait, it actually makes you want to slit your wrists it is so gloomy.
Best? Well they are all pretty bad, but the last time I phoned Microsoft (aeons ago) their music was actually quite good - mind you they ought to be able to afford the best.
Any other candidates?