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    Which in turn begs the question (Who the Hell allowed this to happen?)

    Looks like most of it belongs to the Obama goverment.

    However, malicious rumour says that Trump and Putin are doing a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain” to offset some of the debt.

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    Global Warming is Mann made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.M. View Post
    Which in turn begs the question (Who the Hell allowed this to happen?)

    Looks like most of it belongs to the Obama government.

    However, malicious rumour says that Trump and Putin are doing a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain” to offset some of the debt.

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    It ballooned out to 15 trillion dollars under his 8 years in power.

    lurking.

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    Trump's first briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

    Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
    CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.
    Trump: The Democrats created them.
    CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
    Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
    CIA: We can't do that.
    Trump: Why is that?
    CIA: India will cut Baluchistan out of Pak.
    Trump: I don't care.
    CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
    Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
    CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
    Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
    Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.
    Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
    Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
    Trump: Why not?
    CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
    Trump: What? Why?
    CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
    Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
    CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
    Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
    CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
    Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
    FBI: We can't do that.
    Trump: Why not?
    FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
    Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
    Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
    Trump: Why not?
    Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
    Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
    USCIS: You cannot do that.
    Trump: Why?
    Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
    Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???
    CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! The lobster is great. Try the steak too. We’ll take care of the rest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurking View Post
    It ballooned out to 15 trillion dollars under his 8 years in power.

    lurking.
    Yes, I was trying to find that figure and came up with a number of different ones (all horrific) but in one case a Democrat Spin Doctor claimed you couldn’t count the first year of Obama’s Presidency because that was set by the previous government.

    Fair enough, but when I looked, that was the best year, and I’ll bet he will want to count the first years of Trumps term.

    But frankly, there are so many different figures bandied about, all horrific, that I think they should start a “Give a Little” page.
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    It was all brought about by 2008 collapse, bailing out banks, insurance, car purveyors etc.
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    Bit like our NZ dairy payout collapse eh!. It was brought about by China stockpilling 300,000 tonnes of milk powder. The Trumpet September 2016.

    Doesn't take much to put NZ in the pooo.

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    I often wonder what it would be like if the stultifying regulation that prevail here in NZ, were to be removed, can't help but think things would fly.

    A friend of mine wanted to open a restaurant on the vineyard, after two years of red tape they gave up, not to mention the wasted cost, that is 3 jobs that will nver be.
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    Excellent article, well worth a read.

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/don...l-j-1792215349
    FTW

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    Just anotherr vile little click bait Trump hate article

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