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Dally
06-01-2005, 12:13 PM
Just heard a joke on the radio which I thought was quite clever

"Girl goes into a bar and orders a double entendre. The barman gives her one."

Billy T
06-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Oh yes :p

Very clever indeed! I like it.

Proves the old adage that less is more.

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

Winston001
06-01-2005, 09:41 PM
It must be late. I had to read it twice. :D

TonyF
06-01-2005, 09:53 PM
Two Invercargil people walked into a bar. Luckily, the second one ducked ....

Winston001
06-01-2005, 10:08 PM
I don't get it. :confused:

TonyF
06-01-2005, 10:16 PM
But you ought to in the morning.( Have a nice sleep.) but I'm sure other Forum folk will respond.
Cheers Tony

godfather
06-01-2005, 10:16 PM
I don't get it. :confused:Plainly it was thee that ducked then?

agent
06-01-2005, 10:17 PM
I don't get it. :confused:
I think that's what the joke is about...

beetle
06-01-2005, 10:28 PM
:D

W001 the possibility is its not a drinking bar...... but something that needs to be seen before an injury occurs?

:illogical

b

~sy~
06-01-2005, 10:43 PM
I don't get any of these -but are these jokes R30+? I'm still young you see :p

Just having a nosy as usual... :dogeye:

Winston001
06-01-2005, 10:44 PM
Oooohhhh! Its a pun. A bit barbed wasn't it? :D

E|im
06-01-2005, 11:10 PM
I don't get any of these -but are these jokes R30+?
Yup, for people like Billy T obviously. Keep moving people, nothing to see here... ;)

~sy~
06-01-2005, 11:11 PM
Yup, for people like Billy T obviously. Keep moving people, nothing to see here... ;)
Did you get it though?

agent
06-01-2005, 11:14 PM
Get a second opinion, Sy - it might be implying that people are "slow" in Invercargill.

beetle
07-01-2005, 09:47 AM
LOL

The joke itself is not half as funny as you guys debating what it means or not as the case......
:lol: :lol:

and it is a long way to invertartica, so it may mean they tired and slow.....luv ya sweetie. and just not up to the joke...... :eek:


anyway what has age got to do with it? what wrong with being young and understanding the joke?

:@@:

b

Cicero
07-01-2005, 10:35 AM
Whilst into wet jokes...
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The bartender comes over to get his order and sees a small 12-inch man getting out of the bag.

The tiny man is in a tux, and he proceeds to pull the sides of the bag down, which exposes a small baby grand piano.

The bartender is fascinated and asks the customer where he got the small man.

As the small man starts to play, the customer produces a magic lamp and says that this is how he got the piano player.

The bartender, always wanting to make some money, asks if he can use the lamp.

"Sure, go ahead" the customer replied.

The barkeep rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.

"Give me a million bucks," he tells the genie.

"Your wish is my command," says the genie, and he claps his hands.

The bar is suddenly filled with ducks and feathers.

"I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks. Your genie is deaf!" yells the bartender.

"You're telling me! Do you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?" the customer replies.

mejobloggs
07-01-2005, 10:56 AM
Two Invercargil people walked into a bar. Luckily, the second one ducked ....


I think what this one is getting at, that TonyF is hinting that Invercargillians are so dumb, that it was only by luck that one ducked, and it was kinda normal for them to walk into the bar anyway.

or not, I dunno...

*edit* eh, I can't belive so many people managed to post in the time it took me to write that

godfather
07-01-2005, 11:09 AM
And here was me thinking that the reference to "duck" referred to the webbed feet of the residents...

E|im
07-01-2005, 12:03 PM
Did you get it though?
I got the second one, first one no idea. Someone better explain it for me.

Scouse
07-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Hi Elim. From medieval English. What guys used to say if they have been lucky, or what they claimed if they had not been lucky. :cool: