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Billy T
29-12-2004, 07:30 PM
Jamaican Sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. " Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. He asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on Mon, try dem on". Well, after some badgering from his wife, the husband finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many a year! In the blink of an eye, he grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican screamed in desperation:

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MON---

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! "

Prescott
29-12-2004, 07:42 PM
LMAO!!

FoxyMX
30-12-2004, 02:07 PM
THE BROTHEL

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Natalie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten 100 dollar bills, gave them to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man.

"No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer


:eek: :D

~sy~
30-12-2004, 03:29 PM
LMAO FoxyMX. Shouldn't this thread be in the chat section though?

Billy T
30-12-2004, 03:35 PM
*cough* :rolleyes:

It is in the Chat section SY, perhaps you overlooked the header at the top of the page. :p

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

Chilling_Silence
30-12-2004, 04:31 PM
Ha! Very nice :)

~sy~
30-12-2004, 05:30 PM
*cough* :rolleyes:

It is in the Chat section SY, perhaps you overlooked the header at the top of the page. :p


Oh really? :illogical Perhaps it's time for an eye check... :dogeye: ;)