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goodiesguy
05-06-2010, 06:02 PM
ok i think we should do a story thread

i'll start off.


one day in the dark, foggy woods, their was a beast

Zippity
05-06-2010, 06:07 PM
"their" was a beast?

Here starts a shitty story :( :(

qazwsxokmijn
05-06-2010, 07:10 PM
"their" was a beast?

Here starts a shitty story :( :(
:lol:

ronyville
05-06-2010, 07:41 PM
one day in the dark, foggy woods, their was a beast

who didn't know the difference between 'their' and 'there' :p

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 07:49 PM
He was ignorant of these issues, because he only went to school to eat his play-lunch.

pctek
05-06-2010, 07:49 PM
one day in the dark, foggy woods, therr was a beast.......

.......Such a beast......a core i7 975, 2 x HD5970's, all enclosed in a Coolermaster Sniper Dragon......

qazwsxokmijn
05-06-2010, 07:52 PM
.......Such a beast......a core i7 975, 2 x HD5970's, all enclosed in a Coolermaster Sniper Dragon......
Oh haha 2x :lol:s from me in this thread.

:lol:

EDIT: make that three, actually.

lakewoodlady
05-06-2010, 08:00 PM
Ok guys and guyesses, give the poor guy a chance, he is obviously someone who has managed to evade the system and came out from it being rather grammatically challenged.

So there was this beast in a foogy wood.........whether or not it was a core i7 975, 2 x HD5970's, all enclosed in a Coolermaster Sniper Dragon...... lots of beasts are so described and could have been anything.

LL

gary67
05-06-2010, 08:16 PM
even a midget robot penguin or a comodo dragon, perhaps it's the beast of PC World

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 10:29 PM
and the beast got hold of the Microsoft grammar and spelling checker, and is so far no better off. Then a shot rang out . . . .

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 10:33 PM
The midget robot penguin, his guns blazing, spun around furiously.

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 10:37 PM
"This is a stick up" said the midget robot penguin "hey look down here fella". The bank teller stood on him and squashed him.

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 10:48 PM
The bank teller, dazed and confused, staggered from tree to tree.
"How did I get in the forest" she muttered to herself.

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 10:55 PM
Suddenly the Bank Teller found the source of the midget penguin robots and stopped dead in her tracks.

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 10:58 PM
Before her was a large robot penguin, the smaller ones emerging from its' rear-end.

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 11:01 PM
"Holy Guacamole" she cried "I'd better call Batman". But there was no phone in the forest and she was on the XT network.

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 11:02 PM
"Damn you, Paul Reynolds" she screamed, raising her fist to the sky.

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 11:04 PM
The penguins it transpired also communicated over the XT network, it was central to their plan of world domination.

KarameaDave
05-06-2010, 11:08 PM
They muttered "Controllers, we need controllers" as they proceeded with random, jerky movements.

goodiesguy
05-06-2010, 11:11 PM
dammit i should have chose vodafone, the penguins screamed

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 11:13 PM
The bank teller thought carefully about her next course of action, what happened next could be critical to the survival of the planet.

goodiesguy
05-06-2010, 11:37 PM
the bank teller started to do the twist

Twelvevolts
05-06-2010, 11:40 PM
the penguins momentarily halted.

goodiesguy
06-06-2010, 12:36 AM
in disbelief they joined in. they suffered while listening to the twist by chubby checker

gary67
06-06-2010, 10:50 AM
when from out of left field came Thomas and the Fat controller followed closely by Chuck Berry playing roll over Beethoven

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 01:10 PM
The bank teller muttered "No more pizza just before bed"
"Pizza, pizza, we want pizza" exclaimed the penguins.

gary67
06-06-2010, 01:15 PM
"All hail Karamea, all hail Karamea", they cried we want to go to Karamea and meet the famous Dave. Jumping aboard the carriages behind Thomas the fat controller blew his whistle and Thomas pulled away heading for Karamea and the famous Dave

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 01:20 PM
"We're off to meet the Dave, but first we must have our kitchen remodeled in Nelson"
They cried.:p

R2x1
06-06-2010, 01:27 PM
No wonder they were crying; stage one of the remodelling involved excavating the kitchen to a depth of 450 M "For Proper Nelson Foundations".

gary67
06-06-2010, 01:28 PM
With a short stop in Motueka to get the computerised controller fixed by Wratterus the midget robot penguins finally arrive in Karamea having taken a slight detour to see Karamea bend.

Which way Karamea bends is a matter of some discussion and a white paper will be issued by the gummermint soon

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 01:33 PM
"Karamea bends both ways Duckie" the fat controller exclaimed.
"Whitebait, we want whitebait" said the voracious penguin hoard.
The Nelson Kitchener wandered off and fell down a Tomo.

gary67
06-06-2010, 01:34 PM
Launching themselves into the Karamea the midget robot penguins short circuited themselves before sinking with a trace of bubbles

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 01:38 PM
The Kitchener, dazed and disoriented, stumbled through the cave system.
Suddenly, he tripped on a Harpagornis skeleton.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 01:49 PM
Meanwhile back on the surface - there was something very sinister going on in the Heaphy Hut.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 01:57 PM
An evil minister, sitting at the table said "Minerals, I smell minerals"

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 02:00 PM
The sand flies swarmed around his face and a posse of mozzies eyed up his soft spots.

gary67
06-06-2010, 02:02 PM
While a friendly Weka made of with his Bling

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 02:03 PM
"I had no idea what I was taking on" he screamed "I thought it was just a bunch of greenie do-gooders"

R2x1
06-06-2010, 02:08 PM
"Hah! Verdigris is green - corpses go green - we're going to get you good!" cried the penguins.

gary67
06-06-2010, 02:08 PM
"and not the wildlife as well. Now where are those midget robot penguin hit things I ordered to take down Sue Bradford"

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 02:10 PM
The Minister cackled at the thought, but just at that moment the Mozzie formation came in for an attack on his inner ear.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 02:42 PM
"Inner ear, inner ear" cried The Minister.
"In Where?" retorted the Penguins.

R2x1
06-06-2010, 02:46 PM
Passing out the other ear, the Penguins began to chant "Much ado about nothing"

"Eh?" said the Minister before heading off to Hawaii for his regular afternoon break.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 02:54 PM
Thomas the Tank Engine meanwhile, his wheels reduced to oily stumps from the
harsh granite of Karamea, was blubbing like a baby.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 03:12 PM
"Where the hell is the fat controller when you need him?" screamed the little engine "fat lot of use he's been in a crisis"

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 03:15 PM
"The Fat Ba$t@rd's down the Tavern eating Rig & Chips"
screamed the mighty Penguin cohort.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 03:17 PM
Suddenly the Stone Kingdom Trust caravan arrived at the scene.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 03:19 PM
Followed by the Little Wanganui Beach Day Committee, riding unicycles.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 03:34 PM
All this would have been bizarre enough, but along came the Seddonville Disabled pensioners club riding elephants.

Even in Karamea, people notice this sort of thing.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 04:25 PM
Suddenly, The Oparara Mouse Wranglers Group appeared, stampeding the elephants.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 04:43 PM
The elephants went straight towards the Unicyclists, it looked like there would be a lot of blood on the Karamea street, when something happened that no one expected.

R2x1
06-06-2010, 05:01 PM
The sun shone.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 05:12 PM
The residents, panicked by this unprecedented event, ran in circles screaming and flailing about.

R2x1
06-06-2010, 05:13 PM
Then, slowly everyone started to smile. The beer had arrived.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 05:15 PM
Beer!:drooled the Fat Controller.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 06:22 PM
"Time For Bed" said Zebedee. But no one heard because Zebedee wasn't there.

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 09:53 PM
Dougal, on the other hand, was there, and he was extremely agitated, due to the absence
of Zebedee.
"Oh, I wonder where Zebedee is" he muttered disconsolately.

gary67
06-06-2010, 10:06 PM
Peering through the keyhole at Dillon and Florence and wondering how one set of bed springs could take so much punishment and not collapse. When he was bitten on the leg by Postman Pat's black and white cat, who had just escaped the evil clutches of Scoop the digger. Acting on the orders of Bob Scoop was rounding up all the cats to try and build a shield wall against the marauding midget robot penguins who have been busily raping and pillaging elephants along Karamea's main street

KarameaDave
06-06-2010, 10:19 PM
Waverly street had seldom seen such carnage.
The whale bloating of '78 was nothing compared to this.

Twelvevolts
06-06-2010, 10:49 PM
and then the asteroid hit.